I Don't Have an Imaginary Friend
I Don't Have an Imaginary Friend

Poll assigned to board: Paraprosdokian Sentences

  • ..I have a whole tribe of them. (17%)
  • ..How could I? I'm just a figment of your imagination. (13%)
  • ..In fact I don't have ANY friends Sad (7%)
  • ..I have an imaginary friend and he's a pen i quin! 🐧 (7%)
  • ..Don't need an imaginary friend cause I constantly talk to my appliances!! (7%)
  • ..Who needs an imaginary friend when I can have a perfect unargumentive conversation with myself and come up with perfect solutions. (7%)
  • ..at least that's what he told me to say. (7%)
  • ..according to my psychotherapist (but I really do!). (3%)
  • ..But I have plenty of imaginary enemies Bug-eyed (3%)
  • ..I'm absolutely sure he's real (3%)
  • ..I have four...me, myself and I and my alter ego! (3%)
  • ..I have a imaginary adviser instead (3%)
  • ..I have real ones (3%)
  • ..I have two, 4 footed, furry, feisty, kitty cat friends. (3%)
  • ..Because he has a imaginary pet (3%)
  • ..Not needed, there's Facebook. (3%)
  • ..I don’t have an imaginary friend I have 2 they are Dale & Gale my Brother and Sister they were my play mates (3%)
  • ..O course I do, I even have names.....Me, Myself, And I (3%)
  • ..but my pooka Harvey does. (0%)
Votes: 30
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