which pun is the best?

which pun is the best?

Poll assigned to board: Jest for Puns

A battery and a firework were arrested. One was charged and the other was let off. (47%)
I was afraid I'd fail my fireworks exam...But I passed with flying colours! (21%)
What do you call a duck who likes watching fireworks? A firequacker (11%)
You say you would like to see some fireworks? Flare enough (5%)
If fireworks need water, it should be sparkling water. (5%)
You can say that I’m good at firework displays. I’ve got a flare for it. (5%)
Fireworks give me a throbbang headache (5%)
Hearing her name d, Catherine wheeled around (0%)

Votes: 19