Just Once I'd Like to Turn on the News and Hear
Just Once I'd Like to Turn on the News and Hear

Poll assigned to board: Paraprosdokian Sentences

  • ..Paying TAXES has been abolished! (17%)
  • ..The truth (10%)
  • ..Monday has been Cancelled! (10%)
  • ..Miracle pill heals all ailments (7%)
  • ..The world is at peace (7%)
  • ..The world will actually be ok in 2022 (7%)
  • ..You have won this jackpot lottery (3%)
  • ..that everyone in Washington agreed on something. (3%)
  • ..that something has been done on everything! (3%)
  • ..that hospitals have NO covid patients in them. (3%)
  • ..Only good news, and nothing bad. (3%)
  • .."There is nothing to report. All the idiots have died." (3%)
  • ..They are going to debunk the news media (3%)
  • ..nothing really happened today, so there will be no news broadcast tonight. (3%)
  • ..actual news (3%)
  • ..Debunking myths about weight loss you probably always believed. (3%)
  • ..The REAL truth about everything. (3%)
  • ..A politician admit a mistake Rolling eyes (3%)
  • ..that JanuarySnowAngel hit the lottery jackpot! (0%)
  • ..Good news that benefits us instead off always disaster news all the time (0%)
Votes: 29
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