Marry in Haste

Marry in Haste

Poll assigned to board: Paraprosdokian Sentences

..Seems it's always a Waste.. (17%)
..But divorce in Las Vegas. (14%)
..make sure you have a good prenuptial agreement! (10%)
..Easy to walk into, confusing to piece together, and difficult to exit. (10%)
..Is a lifetime of regret (10%)
..The honeymoon was in my backyard. (7%)
..you may regret it later (7%)
..Repent at leisure (7%)
..You're not getting any younger (3%)
..And sign up for alimony. (3%)
..if he's older than dirt and has a lot of money!!! (3%)
..Free youth gone to waste. (3%)
..And you will be moving out while your furniture is still being moved in (3%)
..HeartOnFire Yes and also has one foot on a banana peel (0%)

Votes: 29