which pun is the best?

which pun is the best?

Poll assigned to board: Jest for Puns

Winter puns are snow laughing matter. (32%)
Snowmen have a unique name they call their offspring. They love to refer to them as chill-dren (26%)
You fight off zombie snowmen with a thawed off shotgun (16%)
Q. What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? A. An abdominal snowman (11%)
I meet my husband in February it was Love at frost sight (11%)
Winter gets my creative juices floe-ing (5%)

Votes: 19