which pun is the best?

which pun is the best?

Poll assigned to board: Jest for Puns

Winter puns are snow laughing matter. (0%)
You fight off zombie snowmen with a thawed off shotgun (0%)
Snowmen have a unique name they call their offspring. They love to refer to them as chill-dren (0%)
Q. What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? A. An abdominal snowman (0%)
Winter gets my creative juices floe-ing (0%)

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