which pun is the best?

which pun is the best?

Poll assigned to board: Jest for Puns

Did you hear that less toys have been made this year in Santa’s workshop? Many of his workers had to Elf Isolate (25%)
What did Santa say when he stepped in a puddle? It must have rained 'ere (20%)
Who happens to be the favorite pop singer of Santa? Elf-is Presley! (15%)
Sorry if I’m being a bit emotional – Christmas always makes me a little Santa-mental (15%)
Remember not to leave a fire burning in your fireplace this Christmas Eve, or else you might wake up to a Crisp Kringle (15%)
The elves keep the sleigh clean with santa-tizer (5%)
Why don’t you want to fight Santa? Because he has a ‘black belt’ (5%)

Votes: 20