Poll assigned to board: Paraprosdokian Sentences

• ..you could even say it glowed! (19%)
• ..My pants caught on fire when I passed gas!! (16%)
• ..It made my nose red (9%)
• ..One good burp, and you burn your eyebrows off!! 😲 (9%)
• ..I loved it so much I made another batch (6%)
• ..Even the bowl complained (3%)
• ..It got a triple X rating! (3%)
• ..the bowl melted (3%)
• ..It burnt a hole in the pot and leaked out (3%)
• ..You have to eat fast before the spoon dissolves (3%)
• ..We're starting a new tradition called 'Silent but deadly night (3%)
• ..Every time I burp I blow smoke rings (3%)
• ..Santa wanted it to warm himself up (3%)
• ..It went down hot but came out hotter hotter hotter my poor backside it’s on fire (3%)
• ..That my ears turn bright Red and steam bellowed out of them. (3%)
• ..that I couldn't even tell because my tastebuds burned away (3%)
• ..Just looking at it made me sweat! (3%)
• ..the fire department was on standby (3%)
• ..I ask everyone who eats it if they have pramoxine for the next day. (0%)
• ..It scolded the tongue with each bite but to delicious to stop (0%)
• ..My whole face glowed like Rudolf's Nose. (0%)