Santa Claus is Not Coming to Town Because
Poll assigned to board: Paraprosdokian Sentences
- ..he had low Elf Esteem.
- ..The toys are stuck on boats off the California coast
- ..The dog and cat on the Pony Up! board ate his milk and cookies.
- ..Rudolph refuses to wear a mask over his red nose
- ..He hasn't had his vaccinations
- ..The elves are on strike for longer hot chocolate and cookie breaks.
- ..He did not pass the COVID-19 quarantine test.
- ..Most of the world has travel restrictions!
- ..We all were bad
- ..Elon Musk lent him a fleet of electric self-driving sleighs for the elves to deliver the toys ...to give Santa and the reindeer a break this year.
- ..he has been replaced by Mrs Claus
- ..All his elves have or had Covid and he won’t have everything done
- ..He is using fedex this year
- ..Because he forgot his outfit and Claus his way back to it
- ..He's only visiting children in poor countries this year and hasn't time to come as there are so many of them
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