Poll assigned to board: Paraprosdokian Sentences

• ..he had low Elf Esteem. (31%)
• ..The toys are stuck on boats off the California coast (16%)
• ..The dog and cat on the Pony Up! board ate his milk and cookies. (9%)
• ..Rudolph refuses to wear a mask over his red nose (9%)
• ..He hasn't had his vaccinations (6%)
• ..The elves are on strike for longer hot chocolate and cookie breaks. (6%)
• ..He did not pass the COVID-19 quarantine test. (3%)
• ..Most of the world has travel restrictions! (3%)
• ..We all were bad (3%)
• ..Elon Musk lent him a fleet of electric self-driving sleighs for the elves to deliver the toys ...to give Santa and the reindeer a break this year. (3%)
• ..he has been replaced by Mrs Claus (3%)
• ..All his elves have or had Covid and he won’t have everything done (3%)
• ..He is using fedex this year (3%)
• ..Because he forgot his outfit and Claus his way back to it (0%)
• ..He's only visiting children in poor countries this year and hasn't time to come as there are so many of them (0%)