Please Don't Eat the Daisies
Please Don't Eat the Daisies

Poll assigned to board: Paraprosdokian Sentences

  • ..Because I use the flower petals to find the answer to - "He loves me, He loves me not, he loves me". (15%)
  • ..Just stop and smell them. (15%)
  • ..They are holding down the dead (12%)
  • ..Why Not.. (6%)
  • ..because of everybody Pushing up the Daisies (6%)
  • ..You can have them Iím allergic to them (6%)
  • ..Not me, I'm collecting dandelions for a tasty ham and dandelion dish. (6%)
  • ..They make the weeds look bad (6%)
  • ..Said Groundskeeper willie to shermus (3%)
  • ..or the Donalds either. There are not many animated Ducks out there! (3%)
  • ..just weed them. (3%)
  • ..I am saving them to put in our salad tonight (3%)
  • ..I'm saving them for my flower vase (3%)
  • ..But they're so tasty. (3%)
  • ..eat these cacti instead. (3%)
  • ..Or I'll have non to push up next week RIP (3%)
  • ..Ferdinand the Bull needs them in the field (3%)
  • ..unless you enjoy glyphosate on your salad. (0%)
  • ..They're out of season (0%)
Votes: 33
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