Poll assigned to board: Paraprosdokian Sentences

• ..Because I use the flower petals to find the answer to - "He loves me, He loves me not, he loves me". (15%)
• ..Just stop and smell them. (15%)
• ..They are holding down the dead (12%)
• ..Why Not.. (6%)
• ..because of everybody Pushing up the Daisies (6%)
• ..You can have them I’m allergic to them (6%)
• ..Not me, I'm collecting dandelions for a tasty ham and dandelion dish. (6%)
• ..They make the weeds look bad (6%)
• ..Said Groundskeeper willie to shermus (3%)
• ..or the Donalds either. There are not many animated Ducks out there! (3%)
• ..just weed them. (3%)
• ..I am saving them to put in our salad tonight (3%)
• ..I'm saving them for my flower vase (3%)
• ..But they're so tasty. (3%)
• ..eat these cacti instead. (3%)
• ..Or I'll have non to push up next week (3%)
• ..Ferdinand the Bull needs them in the field (3%)
• ..unless you enjoy glyphosate on your salad. (0%)
• ..They're out of season (0%)