You Might Be a Redneck If
Poll assigned to board: Paraprosdokian Sentences
- ..you think beer cans make good Christmas tree ornaments!!
- ..If you have mouse traps in your car.
- ..You have three first names.
- ..You see a sign saying, "Say No to Crack," and it reminds you to pull your pants up. 😮
- ..You have a working tv on top of one that doesn't work.
- ..the only male names you need to remember is Bubba and Junior.
- ..If you believe Jools flying saucer is in your barn
- ..You make a milking machine out of junk laying around your Dairy Farm and it actually works
- ..Your kitchen doubles as a bait store.
- ..You're related to all the townspeople in some way.
- ..you don't watch out.
- ..You have to mow your yard to find your car
- ..If you run out of beer and call 911
- ..if your IQ is in relation to the number of teeth
- ..you married your cousin
- ..you save your McDonald's bags to use as toilet paper.
- ..You pay no attention to the man standing next to Bubba (Jeff Dunham).
- ..If you bruise for a cruising and got saw
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