Poll assigned to board: Paraprosdokian Sentences

• ..until I told them what I Wanted To Be, then they said - No! (27%)
• ..Turns out, identity theft is a Crime (24%)
• ..I said, "I want to be myself!" (21%)
• ..so I told them filthy rich. (12%)
• ..So I Decided to be a talking statue (6%)
• ..And I wanted to be a robot, didn't happen (6%)
• ..So I told them I wanted to be your boss (3%)
• ..Dream never happen (0%)
• ..and since I have a crush on you, I took your picture and am using that as a mask (0%)