I Was Offered a Part in The Walking Dead Movie
Poll assigned to board: Paraprosdokian Sentences
- ..It only cost me an arm and a leg
- ..Talk about DEADication!
- ..And I didn't even need any make up
- ..and told I was a natural, don't know if that's a compliment or not!
- ..they seen how I look in the mornings
- ..But I was still Alive.
- ..but I turned it down because eating brains gives me heartburn.
- ..Just Kidding, I was never really offered a part.
- ..they liked my gimpy walk
- ..They needed someone to die in the opening credits!
- ..and I said "Let me know when you need someone for 'The Touring Dead'".
- ..You would know it's me, I would be one of the dead in the back, photo bombing everyone. 👻
- ..As one of the MM David littlefair XI zombies.
- ..but I turned it down. It looked a little gamey.
- ..Now I am Grateful Dead
- ..Even though my mummy said I'd never make it without a brain
- ..Because I kept coming back from the dead better than before to wake them all out off there induse comatose
- ..Let's get these things
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