which pun is the best?

which pun is the best?

Poll assigned to board: Jest for Puns

What did the mare say to her foal? “It’s pasture your bedtime. (25%)
If I don’t rein it in a bit with these terrible puns, I'm going to stirrup trouble! (25%)
”What do you call a horse that’s been all around the world? A globe-trotter” (25%)
You’re riding a horse full speed, there’s a giraffe beside you, and a lion right behind you. What do you do? Get off the carousel! (13%)
When does a horse talk? Whinny wants to. (6%)
Why do horses break-wind when they buck? Because they can't achieve full horsepower without gas (6%)
All the goldtoken horses are trying to win gold and platinum to extent there ratings But they hate getting wood it sends them to the nackers yard as there ratings plumitt down (0%)

Votes: 16