You Know You've Reached Middle Age When
You Know You've Reached Middle Age When

Poll assigned to board: Paraprosdokian Sentences

  • ..When every one else looks like a young kid, or an elderly person. (14%)
  •'re cautioned to slow down by your Doctor, instead of by the Police. (14%)
  • ..when....when...when...., oh it was on the tip of my tongue, it will come back to me in a minute (10%)
  • ..You begin showing signs of forgetfulness and/or stiffness and find yourself saying, "things weren't like this when I was young." (7%)
  • ..everything starts to go downhill. (7%)
  • ..your waist size is larger than your IQ. (7%)
  • ..Your "get up and go" has got up and went. (7%)
  • ..You realize the current ‘oldies but goodies’ station is playing 90s and 00s. (7%)
  • ..You need reading glasses (3%)
  • dont no when you coming or going in life (3%)
  • ..You can't remember where you put your keys (3%)
  • ..You walk into a room, and forget why you are in there (3%)
  • ..your belly dun-laps over your belt. he he he he (3%)
  • sit and play turn based games online most all day and night at the greatest online gaming site called Goldtoken! (3%)
  • ..Everything is average. (3%)
  • ..the middle measurement approaches the height measurement. (3%)
  • ..your joints are loud enough to hear over the television! (0%)
  • ..You groan bending over and groan getting back up (0%)
  • ..You're half dead (0%)
Votes: 29
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