Poll assigned to board: Paraprosdokian Sentences

• ..When every one else looks like a young kid, or an elderly person. (14%)
• ..you're cautioned to slow down by your Doctor, instead of by the Police. (14%)
• ..when....when...when...., oh it was on the tip of my tongue, it will come back to me in a minute (10%)
• ..You begin showing signs of forgetfulness and/or stiffness and find yourself saying, "things weren't like this when I was young." (7%)
• ..everything starts to go downhill. (7%)
• ..your waist size is larger than your IQ. (7%)
• ..Your "get up and go" has got up and went. (7%)
• ..You realize the current ‘oldies but goodies’ station is playing 90s and 00s. (7%)
• ..You need reading glasses (3%)
• ..you dont no when you coming or going in life (3%)
• ..You can't remember where you put your keys (3%)
• ..You walk into a room, and forget why you are in there (3%)
• ..your belly dun-laps over your belt. he he he he (3%)
• ..you sit and play turn based games online most all day and night at the greatest online gaming site called Goldtoken! (3%)
• ..Everything is average. (3%)
• ..the middle measurement approaches the height measurement. (3%)
• ..your joints are loud enough to hear over the television! (0%)
• ..You groan bending over and groan getting back up (0%)
• ..You're half dead (0%)