which pun is the best?

which pun is the best?

Poll assigned to board: Jest for Puns

Who’s the most dishonest member of the school faculty? The lie-brarian, of course! (24%)
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school? It's okay now. He woke up! (24%)
Did you hear someone fainted in school Yeah she went down in History (18%)
My wife asked if people wearing camo was big when I was in school. Told her if they did, I didn’t see them (12%)
Where do you go to if you want to train to work in an ice cream parlour? Sundae school. (12%)
What is s chalkboard's favorite drink Hot Chalk-olate (6%)
What is a witch’s favorite subject in school? Spelling! (6%)

Votes: 17