Poll assigned to board: Paraprosdokian Sentences

• ..wait 3 days to make your move! (19%)
• ..miss any contests posted on the Pony Up discussion board. (15%)
• ..self destruct (8%)
• ..accept any more assignments. (8%)
• ..get caught or killed. This tape will destruct in 5 seconds. (8%)
• ..play any more games at GT. ASSIGNMENT REJECTED! (8%)
• ..have Message self-destruct in 5 seconds. (8%)
• ..Do the assignment. Do your own assignment. (4%)
• ..leave your computer until you receive a coded e-mail with further instructions. (4%)
• ..Spill the beans (4%)
• ..not tell you what it is as it's non of your business (4%)
• ..ever knock on the WRONG door (4%)
• ..make up your mind about it right now. (4%)
• ..Be unkind, but instead be as kind as possible, as often as possible. (4%)