which pun is the best?

which pun is the best?

Poll assigned to board: Jest for Puns

It was raining cats and dogs. Just my luck, I stepped in a poodle. (27%)
Why are dogs like phones? Because they have collar IDs (20%)
He’s not a bad dog. He’s just a little ruff around the edges. (13%)
Don’t drop snacks on the floor on game day—you don’t want to end up with a wide retriever! (7%)
We have to throw out the mattress. We have bed-Pugs (7%)
The dog catcher liked to sing while he worked picking up strays, “You ain’t nothing but a pound dog (7%)
🎶Jeremiah was a bulldog.🎶 (7%)
What is a pup’s favorite superhero? Labra-thor (7%)
What happened to the dog who gave birth on the side of the road? She was ticketed for littering! (7%)

Votes: 15