which pun is the best?
which pun is the best?

Poll assigned to board: Jest for Puns

  • My local pizza place is struggling to stay afloat They really knead the dough (21%)
  • How do you fix a broken pizza? Tomato paste (16%)
  • Why does eating pizza make you want to take a nap? Because with all that pizza and mozzarella, youre bound to catch some zs! (16%)
  • My Hawaiian pizza is burnt. They need to cook it at aloha temperature. (16%)
  • I want a piece o' pizza! (5%)
  • What do you call someone who likes his pizza uncooked? A weird-dough! (5%)
  • What do you call a pretend pizza? A pepperphony pizza (5%)
  • I want to work at a pixxa place. I just want a pizza the action (5%)
  • What does an anteater like on its pizza? Ant-chovies (5%)
  • What kind of Pizza does Steve McGarrett take ? - Hawaiian Five-OH (5%)
  • I think you have to divide the pizza into π's in order to fix it (0%)
Votes: 19
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