which pun is the best?
Poll assigned to board: Jest for Puns
- My local pizza place is struggling to stay afloat They really knead the dough
- How do you fix a broken pizza? Tomato paste
- Why does eating pizza make you want to take a nap? Because with all that pizza and mozzarella, you’re bound to catch some z’s!
- My Hawaiian pizza is burnt. They need to cook it at aloha temperature.
- I want a piece o' pizza!
- What do you call someone who likes his pizza uncooked? A weird-dough!
- What do you call a pretend pizza? A pepperphony pizza
- I want to work at a pixxa place. I just want a pizza the action
- What does an anteater like on its pizza? Ant-chovies
- What kind of Pizza does Steve McGarrett take ? - Hawaiian Five-OH
- I think you have to divide the pizza into π's in order to fix it
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