I Can't Come to Work Today
I Can't Come to Work Today

Poll assigned to board: Paraprosdokian Sentences

  • ..because I make more money staying home on unemployment. (17%)
  • ..I retired yesterday, WoHoo! (13%)
  • ..because of an Eye problem. I just canít see myself working today. (10%)
  • ..I just won the lottery and I donít have to. (10%)
  • ..It's Playday. (7%)
  • ..because I woke up in a good mood and I don't want to ruin it. Smiling (7%)
  • ..Because it's raining, and the wipers are broken! (7%)
  • ..because I simply can't be bothered (7%)
  • ..Mr Smithers I have small pox. (3%)
  • ..furthermore I wouldn't if I could as I have developed an allergy to the process. (3%)
  • ..Because I don't work there, retired (3%)
  • ..Because my doctor said I need more vitamin D, so I'm heading off to the beach (3%)
  • ..as I'm locked inside my house. (3%)
  • ..It's my birthday and I have a lot of plans other than work! (3%)
  • ..Because that raise you denied me forced me to buy the cheap used car which broke down on my way to work. (3%)
  • ..You fired me yesterday Oops (0%)
  • ..because of this strange August blizzard! (0%)
Votes: 30
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