I'm Not Lazy

I'm Not Lazy

Poll assigned to board: Paraprosdokian Sentences

..I'm retired! (17%)
..Yes I am (10%)
..I’m just in my Energy saving mode (10%)
..Ill have you know that holding down this sofa is a full time job! (10%)
..I just do a good imitation of someone who is. (7%)
..Have patience. I'll get around to procrastinating sometime soon. (7%)
..I just can't be bothered to explain why not. (7%)
..... (7%)
..I’m applying for a couch sitting job (3%)
..But I just could not be bothered to put a big sentence on the Paraprosdokian Sentences (3%)
..I've got narcolepsy....zzzzz (3%)
..They just call me lazy Daisy (3%)
..But someone has to be the foreman (3%)
..I’m overflowing with potential energy! (3%)
..I'm innovative! (3%)
..I am just relaxing watching my hubby finally do something! (3%)
..After the Olympic’s I promise I’ll get off the couch (0%)
..I'm not lazy, I'm just procrastinating my next job (0%)

Votes: 30