which pun is the best?
Poll assigned to board: Jest for Puns
- I had to fix a leak in the sink today. I found it very draining and decided I'm all washed up as a plumber
- What do the French call a kitchen appliance with 5 taps? A cinq!
- You can tell the gender of an ant by putting it on top of water. If it sinks, it's a girl ant. If it doesn't, buoyant
- Mafia informants are like good eggs. They sink right to the bottom
- My granddad tried to tell everyone that would listen that the Titanic would sink... They finally kicked him out of the theater
- What's a kitchen sink that treats you right? That's a Farrah Fawcett
- Our Dutch au pair dropped her wooden shoe in with dishes. It clogged the sink
- It sinks and rose as the tides come and go Then gave and almighty wave to be rescued From the aftermath
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