If My Dog Could Talk He/She Would Tell Me
If My Dog Could Talk He/She Would Tell Me

Poll assigned to board: Paraprosdokian Sentences

  • ..Feed me bacon! (19%)
  • .."Don't you like me? You never sniff my butt!" (16%)
  • ..I'm not the bed hog, its you, you do not need that much room...lol (10%)
  • ..your breath smells worse than mine! (10%)
  • ..My life is likely to last 10 to 15 years. Any separation from you will be painful: remember that before you get me. (10%)
  • .."stop dressing me up in silly clothes; I'm an animal, not an accessory." (10%)
  • ..I see that you are Eating, do I get any of that? (6%)
  • ..I'm in control you Go where I say I'm the boss you just think you are (6%)
  • ..Perk up your ears and wag your tail more than your tongue. Brown Dog (3%)
  • ..I have no food in my bowl. You servant feed me (3%)
  • ..She would say, I get so excited when you come home, I tinkle all over. (3%)
  • .."Into your tent I'll creep". (3%)
  • ..That his bowl is empty (0%)
Votes: 31
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