If My Dog Could Talk He/She Would Tell Me
Poll assigned to board: Paraprosdokian Sentences
- ..Feed me bacon!
- .."Don't you like me? You never sniff my butt!"
- ..I'm not the bed hog, its you, you do not need that much room...lol
- ..your breath smells worse than mine!
- ..My life is likely to last 10 to 15 years. Any separation from you will be painful: remember that before you get me.
- .."stop dressing me up in silly clothes; I'm an animal, not an accessory."
- ..I see that you are Eating, do I get any of that?
- ..I'm in control you Go where I say I'm the boss you just think you are
- ..Perk up your ears and wag your tail more than your tongue.
- ..I have no food in my bowl. You servant feed me
- ..She would say, I get so excited when you come home, I tinkle all over.
- .."Into your tent I'll creep".
- ..That his bowl is empty
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