Poll assigned to board: Paraprosdokian Sentences

• ..Feed me bacon! (19%)
• .."Don't you like me? You never sniff my butt!" (16%)
• ..I'm not the bed hog, its you, you do not need that much room...lol (10%)
• ..your breath smells worse than mine! (10%)
• ..My life is likely to last 10 to 15 years. Any separation from you will be painful: remember that before you get me. (10%)
• .."stop dressing me up in silly clothes; I'm an animal, not an accessory." (10%)
• ..I see that you are Eating, do I get any of that? (6%)
• ..I'm in control you Go where I say I'm the boss you just think you are (6%)
• ..Perk up your ears and wag your tail more than your tongue. (3%)
• ..I have no food in my bowl. You servant feed me (3%)
• ..She would say, I get so excited when you come home, I tinkle all over. (3%)
• .."Into your tent I'll creep". (3%)
• ..That his bowl is empty (0%)