Poll assigned to board: Paraprosdokian Sentences

• ..Everyone around you has gone barking mad. (23%)
• ..Al Pacino and John Cazale walk into your bank (13%)
• ..When I see my dog on a float in the pool (13%)
• ..when even the thought of going outside makes you sweat (13%)
• ..it's June, July, or August in Arizona. (6%)
• ..When you step into a poodle 🐩 (6%)
• ..someone explains what a Dog Day Afternoon is (6%)
• ..the cats play (3%)
• ..When it does not rain cats and dogs but puppies and kittens (3%)
• ..when you get the text message that the town is under a boil water order. (3%)
• ..Stevie says that he can't make it. (3%)
• ..You see kids playing outside........internet down again (3%)
• ..if it's Wiggling, it's a good sign (3%)
• ..The birds poohed all over your car! (0%)
• ..There a nest of baby birds in carport (0%)