which pun is the best?

which pun is the best?

Poll assigned to board: Jest for Puns

A bad cup of coffee can be considered grounds for divorce (27%)
I was reading a book about the origin of cappuccino but it was all froth and no substance (23%)
How does Moses make coffee? He-brews it (23%)
Words cannot espresso how much a good coffee beans to me (14%)
What’s the best Beatles’ song to play at a coffee shop? Latte Be! (14%)
The daily grind (0%)

Votes: 22