Poll assigned to board: Paraprosdokian Sentences

• ..I reside in The Mental Ward as a regular patient on GT. (23%)
• ..Because the voices in my head told me so......they know everything (16%)
• ..I made a big *Thug!*when I hit the floor. (10%)
• ..I just bought me a LAZYBOY! (10%)
• ..I was polite to a Tele-marketer! (6%)
• ..I'm in the bathroom again. (6%)
• ..they see me riding the merry-go-round (6%)
• ..I roll when I should be rocking. (6%)
• ..daddy don't dance and momma don't rock n roll (3%)
• ..The rocker is still on the front porch while I am out cruisin' in my sports car. (3%)
• ..Because I'm sane and they normal (3%)
• ..I can do it with my Eyes closed! (3%)
• ..I blame all the scratches, dents and missing side mirror on the fact that the car is RED...really wasn't me... (3%)