which pun is the best?

which pun is the best?

Poll assigned to board: Jest for Puns

My 5 yr old son was just imprisoned for skipping naptime He was resisting a rest (33%)
Doctor!! I told you, I’ve got fatigue and my heart keeps skipping a beat. Why do you keep calling me a liar!? Doctor: Sir I’ll say it again, that’s A- Fib (28%)
What do you call Batman skipping church? Christian Bale (17%)
Skipping Dinner is A Big Missed Steak (11%)
I used to think skipping to the ends of stories would save time... ...but then I learned to stop jumping to conclusions. (6%)
Boyfriend asks if I know why Windows is skipping Windows 9 and coming out with Windows 10 instead... "Because Windows 7 8 9! (6%)

Votes: 18