My Doctor Told Me No More Drinking
Poll assigned to board: Paraprosdokian Sentences
- ..This will be a big adjustment for me. I've been with this doctor for over 30 years.
(19%)
- ..now I'm looking for a new primary care physician!
(15%)
- ..Unless I buy the next round!
(12%)
- ..so I freeze my whiskey and now chew ice cubes instead.
(8%)
- ..But not what to drink so I choose.....water
(8%)
- ..Because he broke up with me and now I have no one to drink with...
(8%)
- ..and no more Monkeys jumping on the bed
(8%)
- ..beer but he didn't say anything about tequila
(4%)
- ..So I froze the milk and had milk ice lolly instead.
(4%)
- ..alone, i think he was looking for a drinking buddy
(4%)
- ..So, I guess I'll sacrifice the water. ;)
(4%)
- ..oh look! Here comes the margarita truck!
(4%)
- ..On the soft drinks they were giveing off gastaritus
(4%)
- ..So now I eat beer slushes.
(0%)
- ..so I've become an expert at cooking coq au vin (more vin than coq though!)
(0%)
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