Growing Up I Was So Poor

Growing Up I Was So Poor

Poll assigned to board: Paraprosdokian Sentences

..I had to sit in the yard and bark because we couldn't afford a dog (25%)
..we lived in a shoebox in t' middle of the road (9%)
..I actually did sleep under a rock (6%)
..We had to wash our paper plates (6%)
..That when my mom lit a match in the house.....The roaches would all join together and start singing............ "Clap your hands, Stomp your feet, Praise the Lord, We just got heat." (6%)
..A jam sandwich was two slices of bread jammed together (6%)
..so poor...... so poor.... so pour me another drink (6%)
..the shoe we lived in had holes in the soles... (6%)
..mom would open up a can of pork and beans and we would fight over who would get the piece of fat in it. (6%)
..We couldn't pay attention even on Ritalin. (3%)
..I created a gmail account just so momma can eat the spam & my mom's face was on the front of a foodstamp. (3%)
..Was so poor, couldn't afford dirt for the dirt sandwiches. (3%)
..We couldn't even pay attention. (3%)
..Today’s Country Crock tubs were tomorrow’s Tupperware (3%)
..I had to give my parents an allowance! (3%)
..That I'm still Poor (3%)
..All hand me downs went from the oldest cousin down to my youngest brother.. yeah I had to wear boys clothes. (0%)

Votes: 32