Poll assigned to board: Paraprosdokian Sentences

• ..Set all the Alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals. (19%)
• ..I thought it was Topless Tuesday! (12%)
• ..I was taste testing all the food I was going to buy. I think it really bugged them when I got to the steaks in the meat department. (12%)
• ..I Kept tryin to pay with monopoly money (8%)
• ..I yelled at the Greeter, "Who are YOU to tell ME what kind of day to have?!" (8%)
• ..Set up my own beach setting with all the umbrellas and chairs in the garden center, sand included. (8%)
• ..I wouldn"t stop having buggy races with the Handicap Electric Shopping carts (4%)
• ..I was wearing an "I love Target" t-shirt (4%)
• ..I wouldn't get off the rocking horse ride in front of the store and let the little kids ride on it. (4%)
• ..I brought them a 2 dozen walnuts (4%)
• ..I asked for toilet paper while in a fitting room (4%)
• ..I used the display toilet (4%)
• ..I wore a suit and tie. (4%)
• ..I stole the greeter's smiley stickers (4%)
• ..I ate a kids meal at the McDonalds, and a mad mother reported me! (4%)
• ..I don't know, something about having five fingers. (0%)