which pun is the best?
which pun is the best?

Poll assigned to board: Jest for Puns

  • 2 flies are playing soccer on a plate. One says to the other "you'd better pick up your game Louie, we're playing in the cup tomorrow" (53%)
  • Q. What position did the ghost want to play? A. The ghoul keeper (20%)
  • As a "Thank You!" for driving her the all her team's games, Cathy knitted her Mother some hosiery, so she could literally sock her Mom (7%)
  • Do you know the easiest way to stop squirrel from playing soccer in your garden, is to hide the ball? Well, it drives them nuts (7%)
  • The reason why soccer players are brilliant in math is because they know how to use their heads (7%)
  • The doyen of soccer is surely Roy Keane, his likes again will never be seen. Along with Triggs the fittest dog in Cheshire, this dynamic pair had no measure (7%)
  • During holidays, soccer referees send their families yellow cards (0%)
Votes: 15
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