Poll assigned to board: Word Of The Week

• My car would not start, I found out it was the foolectus and got it replaced at the dealership. It only cost me my right arm. It's a good thing I'm left-handed. (40%)
• Definition: One who is duped by an April Fool's joke, plural Foolecti The foolecti were taken in by tales of spaghetti trees (27%)
• Collection of important sounding phrases and terms which collectively have no unifying point or theme; also a faux dissertation, lecture or speech of this inane nature Ex: Do not let yourself be conned by a glib politician's foolectus. (20%)
• Definition. A fool in the olden times The foolectus was doing his fooling for the king (13%)