Poll assigned to board: Paraprosdokian Sentences

• ..Egg hunts on Zoom are hard to set up. (20%)
• ..He was Eggs-hausted! (20%)
• ..Because he had to have tea with the mad hatter first (10%)
• ..All the eggs are Quarantined (7%)
• ..he is in lockdown until he's had the COVID vaccination (7%)
• ..He lost his jellybeans (7%)
• ..he's going to be Easter dinner. (7%)
• ..He is still looking for the Leprechaun's pot of Gold. (3%)
• ..Due to tire'ness after the race with the turtle (3%)
• ..he doesn't observe Daylight Savings Time. (3%)
• ..Peter is looking for his cottontail. (3%)
• ..Waitin on gettin his shots. (3%)
• ..there are wolves outside his rabbit hole (3%)
• ..The Passover Seder ran late (3%)
• ..he is "filling" in for the Tooth Fairy who has a tooth ache. (0%)
• ..He wants kids to be safe during quarantine (0%)