Poll assigned to board: Paraprosdokian Sentences

• ..For my spouse to take care of (16%)
• ..Item no.1 was write the list (10%)
• ..and mailed it to my congressman! (10%)
• ..Now I'm too tired to do anything else. (10%)
• ..For everyone but myself (10%)
• ..Now when I do anything that is NOT on the list, I can add it and then immediately cross it off at done. (6%)
• ..Then i put it on my desk to be buried with the other 412 already there (6%)
• ..and I'm checking it twice, to see who has been naughty or nice! (6%)
• ..Then tossed it it the trash, yeah, like I was really going to do them in the first place. (6%)
• ..Made my Honeydo list first. (6%)
• ..and will get started on it as soon as I have some extra time (3%)
• ..But decided to add the items to my unfinished list from yesterday (3%)
• ..Only one thing mattered....playing with my granddaughter (3%)
• ..Why is my "I'll do it another day list" the same? (3%)
• ..I forgot cant find my paper what do I do what do I do (0%)
• ..One of the items was to add a good line to this thread, but there were FAR too many ones that were better than anything I could come up with! (0%)