My Dog Thinks I Am

My Dog Thinks I Am

Poll assigned to board: Paraprosdokian Sentences

..Am the best belly rubber and cook in the world (22%)
..its body pillow! (15%)
..Here to scratch him behind his ears. (11%)
..It's servant. Who can blame it. I feed, water,clean up after it and take it for walks (7%)
..cool (7%)
..as much in love with me as I am with her (7%)
..his pupil as he puts me through strenuous exercise to loose weight. (7%)
..her constant source of entertainment (4%)
..Smelly and need a bath everyday (4%)
..a Fire Hydrant. (4%)
..A great talker as I talk to every one of them like they are human. And understand what they want all the time. (4%)
..non existent, cause I don't have a dog. (4%)
..mean because I won't get out of bed at 5am to feed him or take him for a walk. (4%)

Votes: 27