I Wasn't Born Yesterday

Poll assigned to board: Paraprosdokian Sentences

• ..that is evident every morning when I get up (15%)
• ..and I'm living like there's no tomorrow (15%)
• ..But I wish I was as yesterday all my troubles seemed so far away. (11%)
• ..otherwise I would be unable to reply to this thread (7%)
• ..You could have fooled me. (7%)
• ..However my baby was. (7%)
• ..I was born at night, but not last night! (7%)
• ..No I am from the future 3000. (4%)
• ..I know a thing or three. (4%)
• ..I've been living under a rock (4%)
• ..I was born in the 20th century (4%)
• ..But as you get older you feel like your reverting backwards. (4%)
• ..So don't pull that car warranty scam on me! (4%)
• ..just early this morning (4%)
• ..I'd only be a day old if I was (4%)
• ..this is Depends, not a diaper! (0%)
• ..But sometimes it feels like I was. (0%)
• ..I’m just underdeveloped. (0%)

Votes: 27

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