which pun is the best?

which pun is the best?

Poll assigned to board: Jest for Puns

If a plant is sad, do other plants photo-sympathize with it? (43%)
My fear of roses is a thorny issue. I’m not sure what it stems from but I’m stuck with it. (14%)
During the party, the gardener was so embarrassed because he wet his plants in front of everybody. (14%)
What is the saddest plant? A weeping willow. (14%)
What does a plant do when it wants to forget its oldlife and a start again? It turns over a new leaf! (7%)
Aloe you vera much, We're mint for each other; Chive loved you for a long time, And I will never leaf you; You make my heart skip a beet, WOOD YOU BE MINE? (7%)

Votes: 14