Poll assigned to board: Paraprosdokian Sentences

• ..until it bulges and busts at it seams! (10%)
• ..Looks like a phone number (10%)
• ..Unfortunately, I'm suffering from withdrawals. (10%)
• ..Works for you. (10%)
• ..Actually has money in it (7%)
• ..Says I can live comfortably in retirement. (7%)
• ..Looks BETTER than the Joneses! (7%)
• ..Bursts open at its seams (3%)
• ..asks "Exactly what are you trying to accomplish with all this money?" (3%)
• ..Has more then James Bond 0.07 in it (3%)
• ..Actually has a balance in the 'Red' (3%)
• ..Say's, I'm a billionaire. (3%)
• ..can support your life style (3%)
• ..has enough money in it to live comfortably. (3%)
• ..draws enough interest so you can retire early (3%)
• ..work until you can live off the interest, then you might be able to travel some (3%)
• ..pays all your bills then work some more. (3%)
• ..stops screaming "Feed me! Feed me! I'm hungry!" (3%)
• ..Your bank account has enough money for your rent for a whole year then start all over again (3%)
• ..says "Stop I can't take no more money" (0%)