Poll assigned to board: Paraprosdokian Sentences

• ..Then where are my other organs (16%)
• ..Heart is what makes the home (13%)
• ..Never leave home without it (13%)
• ..where is the rest of the body? (9%)
• ..then I'm heartsick for you. (9%)
• ..Then my home is where you are (9%)
• ..I have homes all over the world! (6%)
• ..Anywhere you're with me is home (6%)
• ..I'm homesick for you (6%)
• ..be careful what you eat before bedtime. (Urp!) (3%)
• ..Then the way into a mans heart is really through his stomach. (3%)
• ..Sorry about the Mess, but we live here. (3%)
• ..you wouldn't sleep with all that THUMP THUMP THUMPing! (3%)