which pun is the best?

which pun is the best?

Poll assigned to board: Jest for Puns

What did Cinderella say when her photos did not show up? Someday my prints will come! (42%)
To some...marriage is a word. To others...it is a sentence. (16%)
Did you hear about the spiders who got married? I hear they met on the web. (11%)
"It's been an emotional day,," said the groom. "Even the cake is in tiers." (11%)
"An invisible man marries an invisible woman. The kids were nothing to look at either." (11%)
What do you call a melon that's not allowed to get married? A Cantelope." (5%)
Love and marriage, go together like a horse and carriage. (5%)
At the wedding reception of the Queen of Hearts and the King of Hearts, most guests agreed they were perfectly suited for each other (0%)

Votes: 19