which pun is the best?

which pun is the best?

Poll assigned to board: Jest for Puns

I always used to get heartburn when I ate some birthday cake: it turns out, you're supposed to take the candles off first! (26%)
Bonnie Tyler has released a video all about cardiology. It’s totally clips of the heart (26%)
You’ve stolen my heart. I hereby place you under cardiac arrest. (26%)
My mother always used to say "The way to a man's heart is through his stomach" Great sentiment and I truly loved her, but she really was a terrible surgeon (16%)
You gotta have heart Miles and miles and miles of heart Oh it's fine to be a genius of course But keep that old horse before the cart First you've gotta have heart (5%)

Votes: 19