Poll assigned to board: Paraprosdokian Sentences

• ..Order pizza (33%)
• ..Complaints to the Cook can be hazardous to your health! (7%)
• ..Kick them out and make it yourself! (7%)
• ..everything else in the kitchen will be ruined too. (4%)
• ..But too few cooks don't make enough. (4%)
• ..make sure you always buy canned soup (4%)
• ..then zero cooks is a preservative. (4%)
• ..so just serve 'take out' (4%)
• ..try the fish (4%)
• ..Give them all their own pot and have a cook-off instead! (4%)
• ..I told you not to add frogs breath (4%)
• ..draw numbers, first one stays here, , rest is sent to my brothers to cook. (4%)
• ..make something else. (4%)
• ..ALRIGHT !! dinner out on the cooks. Don't like broth anyway. (4%)
• ..Put them to work chopping vegetables! (4%)
• ..The government would hire a panel of more cooks to figure out where they went wrong. (4%)
• ..Kick the ones out that spoil it. You need elbow room!! (4%)
• ..stay calm and carry on (0%)
• ..then why is mine so bad when nobody helps? (0%)
• ..Eeks expire (0%)
• ..Punish them by making them eat it; then they will never want to spoil it again. (0%)
• ..Then let them eat cake! (0%)
• ..Let the microwave do the cooking (0%)
• ..Then imagine what a mother-in-law can do to the turkey! (0%)