which pun is the best?
Poll assigned to board: Jest for Puns
- What do you call it when a cat wins first place in a dog contest? A cat-has-trophy!
- Cats get humans to cooperate by being very purr-suasive.
- Why does the trophy look like a cat's butt? It's a catastrophe
- Why do cats always get their way? They are very Purr- suasive.
- Did you hear about the three cats who went for a swim ? Une, deux, trois cats sank.
- What do you call the cat police? Claw enforcement
- There were three cats on a windowsill and one jumped into the yard. How many were left? None, they were all a bunch of copycats!
- What noise does a cat make going down the Freeway? Meeeeeooooooowww!!!!!!
- They say that cat that is too sassy has a real cattitude problem
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