Poll assigned to board: Paraprosdokian Sentences

• ..It woke up Baby New Year 2025! (16%)
• ..the airport next door called in a noise complaint. (13%)
• ..I had to leave well before midnight with a massive headache before I'd even touched a drop of alcohol. (10%)
• ..HOW LOUD WAS IT?? (10%)
• ..Planet Mars could hear the music (6%)
• ..that it was reported in China as a magnitude 6.7 earthquake. (6%)
• ..Auld Lang Syne was blaring and people were blowing noise makers and banging pots to ring in the New Year. (6%)
• ..I think I might have closed a poll by mistake (6%)
• ..So that everyone quarantined in their owns homes could hear the music. (6%)
• ..that it killed the entire virus population! (6%)
• ..that no one heard the firecrackers going off outside (3%)
• ..I left and tried to start a more subdued party on the Pony Up! board... see.....(Unknown post) (3%)
• ..My ear plugs didn't even work and they always work. (3%)
• ..that my pet fish could not sleep. (3%)
• ..The New Years Eve party was so loud, my scarecrow's ears EXPLODED! (0%)
• ..And yelled it higher u hear that (0%)