Poll assigned to board: Paraprosdokian Sentences

• ..I'll be back again one day! (18%)
• ..I came, I thawed, but I’ll return (11%)
• ..Help I am thawing and I can't get up! (11%)
• ..Snow way! (11%)
• ..I'm melting (7%)
• ..my doctor told me to lay off the salt (7%)
• ..where's Jack Frost when you need him! (7%)
• ..Oh snap there goes my arm (4%)
• ..I hate when I get all wishy washy (4%)
• ..I been trying to lose weight all winter. (4%)
• ..Save the Alamo !!! (4%)
• ..well I must be made out of sugar cause here I am melting away...Bye Bye cruel world. (4%)
• .."Well that was fun.... while it lasted." (4%)
• ..Oh noooo!!! Keep that hot coco away from me!!!!! (4%)
• .."See you all next winter!" (4%)
• ..You shouldn't ought'a see what I'm going to do (0%)
• ..Need ice (0%)
• ..Is it getting a trifle warm in here? (0%)