My Cat Ate Santa's Milk and Cookies
Poll assigned to board: Paraprosdokian Sentences
- ..But left the carrot for Rudolph
- ..My dog is waiting by the litter box for his share.
- ..But, but, santa's on a diet I was helping him out
- ..So, I gave Santa a sandwich and a Pepsi. You don't want to hear Santa having gas in the fireplace.
- ..And my dog slobbered on and chewed apart my Wish List letter that I left for him!
- ..and got a rabid Rottweiler for Christmas.
- ..I shouldn't have used the catnip spice
- ..He heard Santa was lactose intolerant.
- ..I don't know why you did that, Do you think Santa would eat out of your bowl?? naughty cat.
- ..because I got the dishes confused and put the milk and cookies in the cat food bowls and the cat food on the dishes meant for Santa. Duh!
- ..Favorite cookies
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