which pun is the best?

which pun is the best?

Poll assigned to board: Jest for Puns

Would you rather eat a chicken leg or a shooting star? You'd probably say the chicken, but I'd pick the star... it's a little meteor! (33%)
Last night in bed, I was gazing up at the stars and was thinking to myself… Where the Heck is my roof (22%)
Why didn't the dog star laugh at any of the puns here? Because it was just too Sirius. (17%)
As the astronauts saw the star fall, they looked at it and Apollo-gized. (17%)
What did the shooting star say when interviewed for the GT newsletter? No comet (6%)
Q: What does a star win in a competition? A: A constellation prize (6%)

Votes: 18