I Quit Therapy Because

I Quit Therapy Because

Poll assigned to board: Paraprosdokian Sentences

..after therapy I discovered that yes, I am a quitter. (15%)
..The voice in my head told me to (12%)
..He kept waking me up from my nap (9%)
..the therapist started using the couch for his nap time. (6%)
..Because the therapist had more problems than me. (6%)
..I can!! (6%)
..Because Nurse Emma was absent from the mental ward. (6%)
..my other two personalities won't go. (6%)
..My therapist didn't understand me. (6%)
..I was Frank Spencer and I am a failure (3%)
..my friends here are all I need. (3%)
..All I need is GoldToken and the squirrel's and all of the GT family and I'll be alright. (3%)
..The therapist refused to lie down to hear my problems! (3%)
..They suggested that I quit goldtoken (3%)
..there is absolutely no helping me! (3%)
..I retired and things are going fine now (3%)
..Because I was happy in my own crazy little world and decided to stay where I was at. (3%)
..Because the therapist said I was too crazy to help. (3%)
..I ran out of spare change (0%)
..my analyst was trying to help me behind my back! (0%)
..the therapist was secretly out to get me. (0%)
..we is cured (0%)

Votes: 33