which pun is the best?
which pun is the best?

Poll assigned to board: Jest for Puns

  • Tom the Turkey asks his Friend Joe the Turkey what he is thankful for, Joe thinks for a minute, vegetarians (18%)
  • I try to avoid eating leftovers after Thanksgiving, but I can't just stop cold turkey. (18%)
  • Getting the longer part of the wishbone is a snap. (14%)
  • The policemen have just arrested the turkeys because they suspect them of fowl play. (14%)
  • I shot my first turkey today... Scared the heck out of everyone else in the frozen food section of my local supermarket (9%)
  • What is a turkey's favorite dessert? Peach gobbler. (9%)
  • Why did they ask the turkey to join the band? Because He had the drum sticks. (9%)
  • Did you hear about the turkey who lost a fight? It got the stuffing knocked out of him! (5%)
  • "The only thing that's not eating on Thanksgiving is the turkey, because it's stuffed." (5%)
Votes: 22
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