which pun is the best?
Poll assigned to board: Jest for Puns
- Tom the Turkey asks his Friend Joe the Turkey what he is thankful for, Joe thinks for a minute, vegetarians
- I try to avoid eating leftovers after Thanksgiving, but I can't just stop cold turkey.
- Getting the longer part of the wishbone is a snap.
- The policemen have just arrested the turkeys because they suspect them of fowl play.
- I shot my first turkey today... Scared the heck out of everyone else in the frozen food section of my local supermarket
- What is a turkey's favorite dessert? Peach gobbler.
- Why did they ask the turkey to join the band? Because He had the drum sticks.
- Did you hear about the turkey who lost a fight? It got the stuffing knocked out of him!
- "The only thing that's not eating on Thanksgiving is the turkey, because it's stuffed."
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