which pun is the best?
which pun is the best?

Poll assigned to board: Jest for Puns

  • I don't run with scissors. The last 2 words in that sentence were unnecessary (25%)
  • When people ask me why I like scissor puns, I tell them it's for the shear fun of it. (20%)
  • I got really annoyed that my scissors were being rude. They just kept making cutting remarks. (20%)
  • Why did the school ban scissors? To keep kids from cutting class. (15%)
  • Does the man in the moon use scissors to cut his hair? No, eclipse it. (10%)
  • The ancient Roman general Marcus Smartus challenged each Roman Emperor to a road race. But he kept his head (literally) and his Army rank by always managing to lose each race. He became known for this as memorialized by his nickname: Runs with Caesar (10%)
  • I cant find my scissors. I dont know were they at hmmm maybe tried of cutting xmas paper (0%)
Votes: 20
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