which pun is the best?

which pun is the best?

Poll assigned to board: Jest for Puns

I don't run with scissors. The last 2 words in that sentence were unnecessary (25%)
When people ask me why I like scissor puns, I tell them it's for the shear fun of it. (20%)
I got really annoyed that my scissors were being rude. They just kept making cutting remarks. (20%)
Why did the school ban scissors? To keep kids from cutting class. (15%)
Does the man in the moon use scissors to cut his hair? No, eclipse it. (10%)
The ancient Roman general Marcus Smartus challenged each Roman Emperor to a road race. But he kept his head (literally) and his Army rank by always managing to lose each race. He became known for this as memorialized by his nickname: Runs with Caesar (10%)
I cant find my scissors. I dont know were they at hmmm maybe tried of cutting xmas paper (0%)

Votes: 20